Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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