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It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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