Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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