No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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