4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Me too!
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You are a genius and a whore.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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