It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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