i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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