**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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