am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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