I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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