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(703): View more from Virginia

He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.

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(301): View more from Maryland

she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is

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(408): View more from California

Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy

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(980): View more from North Carolina

Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?

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(707): View more from California

I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER

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(206): View more from Washington

sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?

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(720): View more from Colorado

Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.

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