i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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