please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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