I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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