i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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