I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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