So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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