Kiss
Puke
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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