Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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