walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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