How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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