I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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