Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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