would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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