Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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