She announced her abortion via fbk
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I'm getting married
To pizza
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
