This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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