do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Randomize
