For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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