Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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