i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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