: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
send nudes
from the living room?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
