my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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