He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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