dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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