OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Holy shit dude........stairs
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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