I just cut my nipple shaving
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I AM VODKA MAN
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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