I hope mine doesn't look like that
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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