forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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