i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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