Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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