i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
If I die, sorry about rent.
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