you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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