these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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