She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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