I want to stick my p in your. b.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
if i can run in heels then i can drive
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
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