How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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