I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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