You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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