If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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