my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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