Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.